iphoneicarly:

i have followers but i feel like more then half of u are inactive or dead

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foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

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durational:

people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties 

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iphoneicarly:

only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))

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